Blurbal Irony

Reward

smefird — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 04:50:37 +0000

When I am cashiering,
I try to help people save bags,
Because what if in heaven
For each bag we save here,
We get that same bag
Full of diamonds
Or candy,
Or arcade tokens?

smefird — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:43:08 +0000

How did God get so high up in the heavens?

By stooping.

How does God make his voice so thunderous?

By whispering.

smefird — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:46:23 +0000

In heaven, we will probably be really smart and I bet instead of saying things like “Have you read that book?” we will say “Have you read that library?”

smefird — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:41:50 +0000

knock knock.

who’s there?

don’tcha.

don’tcha who?

Don’tcha wish this joke were funnier?

smefird — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:44:25 +0000

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ralph.

Ralph who?

Ralph Jones.

Oh, hi, Ralph. Come on in. It’s nice to see you.

smefird — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:40:07 +0000

knock knock.

who’s there?

looks like.

looks like who?

looks like I’m not that good at making up knock knock jokes.

smefird — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:32:01 +0000

knock knock.

who’s there.

someone practicing knock knock jokes.

someone practicing knock knock jokes who?

how am I doing?

smefird — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:16:27 +0000

knock knock.

who’s there?

humor lessons.

humor lessons who?

humor lessons.

I don’t get it.

That’s why you need humor lessons.

smefird — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:35:42 +0000

knock knock.

who’s there?

minimalism.

minimalism who?

just minimalism.

smefird — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:26:06 +0000

Rufus was tired of being a pink flamingo. He felt that pink was a girl color. He had heard that flamingos were pink because they ate pink shrimp. This gave him an idea. He went to the candy store, bought some blue taffy, and ate it every day for two years. At first, he turned lavender and was a little embarrassed, but eventually he became pure blue. He felt much better about himself, though he did have a stomachache.